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don't you love penis-enlargement spam?  i do, it always makes me giggle in the morning.  for example: yesterday, when i came into work and logged on, the spamtrap manager informed my that i had received spam.

spam email title: now you can enlarge your penis!

me(thinking in my best 'existential blues' voice): but i don't have any penis!

rmike-voice in the back of my head: and i like you that way!

mmike-voice in the back of my head: besides, you'd look kind of funny with one growing out your forhead. 

my friends - what would i do without them?

-bs, smirking

Date: 2008-04-18 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wneleh.livejournal.com
I also use more brain cycles than I care to admit, thinking about the answer to "What will yo do with yur new, enlarged pEnis?"

I also wonder why all these girls who use their friends' email accounts to tell me they are bored/tired tonight (a) think I would care, and (b) think that that's any sort of come-on. "Yes, I'm looking for someone who's bored and tired."

Aren't you glad that it's only men that get marketed to like this, though? "Supercharge your vagina!" just doesn't seem to be out there.

Date: 2008-04-18 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boogieshoes.livejournal.com
great, now i'm imagining dueling pr0n ads in my spamtrap, fucking like bunnies and making lots of little pr0n spam. thanks. :-D

-bs

Date: 2008-04-18 01:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] karieflybabe.livejournal.com
OH stop messing with my head, you nut!

Date: 2008-04-18 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boogieshoes.livejournal.com
but it's so much *fun*! ::grins::

-bs

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