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don't you love penis-enlargement spam?  i do, it always makes me giggle in the morning.  for example: yesterday, when i came into work and logged on, the spamtrap manager informed my that i had received spam.

spam email title: now you can enlarge your penis!

me(thinking in my best 'existential blues' voice): but i don't have any penis!

rmike-voice in the back of my head: and i like you that way!

mmike-voice in the back of my head: besides, you'd look kind of funny with one growing out your forhead. 

my friends - what would i do without them?

-bs, smirking
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