chirping crickets

[boogieshoes]

::sticks nose out of her cave::

::sniffs delicately::

::frowns::

something smells weird.

::looks around, wonders where everyone is::

ok, something is very wrong here.  lj has been quiet *all day*.  this is not like you people on my flist.

since lj is the spice life, that must mean you're all dead.  except for ratseal.  except - waitaminute!  i bet rat was the one who killed you all!  and since that's not normal for *him*, he's probably infected with some weird brain-changing disease.  like... zombie-ism!

OMG, LJ IS FULL OF ZOMBIES!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

-bs, running as fast as she can, hitting the 'in case of zombies, nuke the place' button on the way out the door 

Comments

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

Huh? Wha-...oh. I'm going back to sleep.

::returns to warm soft bed, curls back up::

Nah.

[3fgburner.livejournal.com]

Brain-Eating Amoebas.

Re: Nah.

[boogieshoes.livejournal.com]

well, see, that fits exactly - just means rat's a brainles zombie...

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

-bs

[8bitnintendo.livejournal.com]

1. I posted about eating and having new climbing stuff! Doesn't that count? I don't have any other PG-rated news! Hm, other than that I am very excited because 4 of my homebrews are coming drinkable, and I'm getting together with one of my boys and his roommate to sample and see if they're ready yet. :)
2. Clearly ratseal wasn't bitten by a zombie. What do zombies eat? "Braaains..."

-8bitnintendo, being bratty per usual

[ratseal.livejournal.com]

Jeezus. That was a purely gratuitous drive by character shooting.

So what are the chicks who bite me after?

[8bitnintendo.livejournal.com]

Protein! Can't get enough!

[boogieshoes.livejournal.com]

i agree. protein is a good thing. and the skin just makes it taste better.

-bs

[boogieshoes.livejournal.com]

i still want to know how you're going to register 'eating lj' in your diet and excercise diary! ;-)

methinks there's a lot of fat and sugar in lj, personally. so high calorie, low protein...

-bs

[missingvolume.livejournal.com]

Wasn't zombie LJ a few months ago? ;-)

Seriously I haven't been home much. Out of town last weekend and I leave tomorrow for a con. Rest of the month is food and wine festival at Epcot. I'm about 7 books behind posting reviews for. Might try and do one at the con if it is slow enough.

[boogieshoes.livejournal.com]

yeah, but i expect the quiet from you. most of my flist is chattier - not quite as chatty as i am... but chatty-*er*.

-bs