*wipes off errant feathers*

sheesh.  you know it's gonna be a long day when you get so busy as soon as you come in to work that you almost forget to take your morning meds.  *gulps pills and soda*.  oi.

-bs

I used to wanna be a SEAL...

For long months and years now, I’ve been telling my friends in real life and online to ask me about this story some day when we’re having a beer. Since I despise beer and never drink it, it stands to reason I may never get around to telling this story. But since it’s quite a long story, and fairly entertaining at that, I thought I’d set it down in an lj entry for your perusal. So here-in is the story of the worst family vacation ever.  

( Every word of it, Gospel Truth )

this lovely story continues in:

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

-bs