::sticks nose out of her cave::
::sniffs delicately::
::frowns::
something smells weird.
::looks around, wonders where everyone is::
ok, something is very wrong here. lj has been quiet *all day*. this is not like you people on my flist.
since lj is the spice life, that must mean you're all dead. except for ratseal. except - waitaminute! i bet rat was the one who killed you all! and since that's not normal for *him*, he's probably infected with some weird brain-changing disease. like... zombie-ism!
OMG, LJ IS FULL OF ZOMBIES!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
-bs, running as fast as she can, hitting the 'in case of zombies, nuke the place' button on the way out the door