zombie at work

[boogieshoes]

well, i decided i was tired of being sick at home, so i was going to be sick at work.  i took a shower and got into my clothes and came in.  may leave at noon, though.  it's just that my eyes do this hot, dry, throbby thing that makes it hard to concentrate on anything useful at home, like, you know, stitching Alex's towels which are 3 years late now...

at any rate, i was mentally bemoaning my state last night while watching the barchat screen roll by, and upon taking a sip of soda thought, 'gack, my glands are really swollen!' 

...

yeah, my brain went there.  and i wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry, because it's a sure sign that you've read too much bad slash fanfic when your brain presents you an image with an inflatable, detachible penis in lurid neon green at that phrase.  somedays, not even *i* want to know what's on my mind!

-bs

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[susanlawton.livejournal.com]

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

[boogieshoes.livejournal.com]

*grins* thanks. :-)

-bs

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't that be 'gack, my glans is really swollen!' ?

[boogieshoes.livejournal.com]

well, yes, but that's for brains that can spell. ;-) it's true what they say - reading well-spelled stuff leads to good spelling in the reader; conversely, reading *badly*-spelled stuff leads to bad spelling practices in the reader. i've read so much crap-fic by now that even relatively 'normal' words have bad images associated with them, due to common spelling mistakes that i've run across. the word 'organism' comes to mind... although i really wish it wouldn't!


-bs

[lwj2.livejournal.com]

:: hugs ::

Get better quickly, eh?

[boogieshoes.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* you're just catching up to lj today, aren't you? :-)

i haz a leon *hugs more*

-bs