things to do while you're unemployed

so... porn is a great distraction, but new mag7 porn is apparently thin on the ground... so i'm writing my own.   remember the 'dangerous liaisons: the cruise' stories by maygra/ leila sharpe?  i'm writing the following year's cruise, with my avatar as a special guest star mary sue.  with a dream job, of course...  mental masturbation at it's best. ;-)

-bs