This'll Cure That Freaky Fetish

Jul. 28th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Well, not THAT one - what do you take me for, a miracle-worker? Sheesh.

No, I mean the one with the footsies. And don't try to deny it, 'cuz I know you're out there: loitering around the pedicure station, being overly helpful at the Payless, getting WAY too excited about peep-toe pumps coming back into style - yeah, you know who you are. Well, my foot-fondling friends, it's time for a little sole searching.

And for the rest of you: put down that coffee and prepare to skip breakfast (or possibly revisit it, depending on your constitution).

This is a groom's cake, which begs the question: is the groom really that enamored with his own toe hair? And I know there's no good way to show severed appendages, but those ankle stumps are freaking me out juuust a little.

Side note: The words "cake" and "ankle stumps" should never, EVER, be used to describe the same thing.

 

Hahahahahaha! See, it's like a dead person's feet! With a toe tag! To remind you of your own mortality! Isn't that hysterical? Hahhahahaha!

Right. Two things:
1) What's up with the blue drapey bits?
2) Just for fun, try to imagine the position you'd have to be in to get your feet at that angle.

 

There is only one word to describe this next one:

AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!

Yep, that sums it up nicely, I think.

 

Then there's the delectable world of toe fungus, which I think you'll all agree is not only a great ice-breaker at parties ("Hey, wanna see something cool?"), but also really hits the spot come dessert time.

That Dr. Pachman, he's such a fun guy, don't you think? Eh? Fungi? Eh? Booyah!

I'm not sure why he would order a "cake" made from upholstery foam, though: that somehow detracts from the otherwise yummy-looking toenails.

Side note: Dr. Pachman is quite possibly the coolest doctor name ever. Right up there with Dr. Spaceman.


Ok, guys, this is it: time for the most disgusting, fungus-riddled foot cake mine eyes have seen. Proceed with extreme caution and strong intestinal fortitude.

Urp.

What's more horrifying: the green bugs crawling under the toenails...[pausing to swallow repeatedly]...or the fact that this is for a girl? Poor Teresa: I don't think the pretty pink icing nearly makes up for that yellowish... gelatinous...layer....

[sound of running feet]

UPDATE: Whew! Sorry, folks: my constitution just gave out, if you catch my drift. On the plus side, I just may lose those 5 pounds this week!

 

Hey, Sara S., Julie R., Christina B., and Jessica M., it's time to cut loose. Foot loose.

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Don't Wait

Jul. 28th, 2017 08:42 am
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Cas had worked in the kings court since he was a teenager and would always attract attention . As soon as the king sees what's happening he's immediate reaction is to protect his servants but his actions might as well been the downfall of Castiel Novak

Words: 670, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Sam and Dean have always been close, but what happens when John walks in to see the his sons having an intimate moment?
Or: John sees Sam and Dean basically rutting against each other and has to figure out how the hell to deal with it.

Words: 867, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

If Disney Owned the Underground

Jul. 28th, 2017 08:18 am
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What would happen if the Underground was owned by Disney? This started as a complete crackfic that came from the tired mind of a writer working hard on her fic while listening to Disney songs. Now this actually has a plot and ties into the rest of the series. It may be goofy, but wait for the end, there's a twist you won't expect.

Words: 9370, Chapters: 9/16, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of New lives, new dreams, new friends, and new beginnings

The Adventure Of The Prince-Saint

Jul. 28th, 2017 08:01 am
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Case 127: One of the author's favourite adventures, despite the 'close shave' at the end. Rural West Suffolk is the setting for a theft and possible murder, in which Sherlock is called upon to solve the coldest of cold cases.

Words: 4018, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 154 of Elementary CLX

May I be of service

Jul. 28th, 2017 07:20 am
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Posted by <a rel="author" href="/users/misskinkykitten/pseuds/misskinkykitten">misskinkykitten</a>

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Mr Ketch working out some energy on a lost intern

Words: 1233, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Direction of Sunbeams

Jul. 28th, 2017 06:14 am
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“One can no more approach people without love than one can approach bees without care. Such is the quality of bees...” -- Tolstoy

A small lesson in humanity through the keeping of bees.

Words: 779, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Words have an impact

Jul. 28th, 2017 06:03 am
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Castiel has recently moved back in with his parents in Lawrence,Kansas. He is suffering from anorexia but also from the remains of his last long term relationship.

Words: 2152, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

'Won't Be Back...'

Jul. 28th, 2017 06:09 am
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Posted by <a rel="author" href="/users/Bluewolf458/pseuds/Bluewolf458">Bluewolf458</a>

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Jim arrives home to find Blair missing and a basically illegible note left. His search to discover where Blair has gone gives him more than a little insight in to his friend's life.

Words: 3439, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

A Desperate Gamble

Jul. 28th, 2017 05:39 am
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A slight rewrite of Jim and Blair's first meeting

Words: 1240, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

The Colors of Him

Jul. 28th, 2017 04:20 am
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After a night of drunken escapades, Dean wakes up in a strangers apartment....with no evidence of having had sex?? What's going on here??

Words: 1039, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Posting another book post, because I'm about to leave for a week of camping at a pagan festival. Since I'm not actually pagan, just pagan-adjacent, and so have no interest in most of the panels and rituals, I mostly end up relaxing and reading a lot. It should be lovely.

The last week has been a mix of queer romances and SF/F short stories.

Seasons of Glass and Iron - Amal El-Mohtar - ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A gorgeous contemporary fairytale about women saving each other. read more )

Things With Beards - Sam J. Miller - ★ ★ ★ ★

An intriguing and unsettling sequel to the movie The Thing, this is ultimately a story about identity, what we hide of ourselves, what we reveal, and what that choice costs us. read more )

The Orangery - Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam - ★ ★ ★ ★

A striking story about predatory men and the choices women make to escape them, told through the framework of Greek myth.

A Fist of Permutations in Lighting and Wildflowers - Alyssa Wong - ★ ★ ★ ★

Gorgeous, beautifully written story about sisterhood and loss and individual choice, told through a metaphor of superpowers. read more )

Touring With the Alien - Carolyn Ives Gilman - ★ ★

I wanted to like this story -- it's certainly well-written -- but found myself fundamentally disagreeing with it instead. read more )

Spice and Smoke (Bollywood Confidential #1) - Suleikha Snyder - ★

Wow did I hate this book. Enough that I rage-quit it about 2/3 of the way through.

From the summary I went into this book expecting poly relationship negotiations and a generally happy poly ending for everyone.

What I got was jealousy, bitterness and dishonesty, with a side of "you're only sleeping around because you're unhappy," and "when you're really in love with someone you'll want to be monogamous." read more )

Madeleine - Amal El-Mohtar - ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A gorgeous story about mourning and loss and memory and coming out of the dark.

Madeleine's slow, unexpected journey back from grief is just perfect.

Waiting For The Flood - Alexis Hall - ★ ★ ★ ★

A lovely story about mourning for what might have been and finding the courage to once again dream of the future. read more )

And Their Lips Rang With The Sun - Amal El-Mohtar - ★ ★ ★ ★

A beautiful, unusual folk tale.

El-Mohtar creates a vivid mythology, filled with striking visual imagery.

The Art of Space Travel - Nina Allan - ★ ★ ★

A quiet story about memory and history and legacy set against an SF-nal background.

I liked the narrator and the stream of consciousness style, but it ultimately felt kind of unresolved.

Our Talons Can Crush Galaxies - Brooke Bolander - ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Short, intense, and unapologetically angry. read more )

Catalysts: The Scientific Method (Scientific Methods Universe #1) - Kris Ripper - ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Fuck. This is so fucking hot. And kinky. But also intense and emotionally revelatory and unconventionally romantic and one of the most honest depictions of poly I've ever read. read more )

Unexpected Gifts (Scientific Method Universe #2) - Kris Ripper - ★ ★ ★ ★

This series continues to be SO good. read more )

Take Three Breaths (Scientific Method Universe #3) - Kris Ripper - ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

This one's a rough read, but entirely worth it. read more )

Destiel is a mess

Jul. 28th, 2017 03:10 am
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Posted by <a rel="author" href="/users/Izzy2004/pseuds/Izzy2004">Izzy2004</a>

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Dean cheats on cassasssssss

Words: 1770, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Playing With Fire

Jul. 27th, 2017 11:47 pm
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During a drunken moment Dean kisses Castiel which sends him spiraling into confusion about his sexuality and his feelings. And in typical Dean fashion he tries to ignore what's bubbling inside of him.

Words: 2436, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

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This month you get a double-length playlist, because there were just too many tracks to choose from.

I might have a lot of feelings about the patriarchy and the ways I'd like to fuck it up. One or two at least.

Making it double length also meant I could justify having more than one track by a couple artist.

I've put content warnings on some of these songs. Unsurprisingly, considering the subject matter, there's some discussion of rape and some use of homophobic and misogynistic slurs.

40 songs. 2 hours, 23 minutes of music

fuck the patriarchy (I will not be afraid of women)
Zip file on dropbox (211MB) or Individual tracks on dropbox

As Cool As I Am - Dar Williams
Every Mother's Son - The Pretenders
Quiet - MILCK
Who's That Girl - Robyn
Pretty Hurts - Beyonce
Me And A Gun - Tori Amos (cw: rape)
The Oxford Girl - Oysterband (cw: implied violence against women)
Boys Who Rape (Should All Be Destroyed) - The Raveonettes (cw: rape)
A Girl Needs A Knife - Flash Girls
The Maid On The Shore - Stan Rogers
Real Men - Joe Jackson (cw: homophobic language)
Lucystoners - Amy Ray (cw: homophobic language)
Big Boy On A Saturday Night - Kirsty Maccoll
Daddy Lessons - Beyonce & The Dixie Chicks
Red Dirt Girl - Emmylou Harris
Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
Black Water - Alina Simone
The Old Maid In The Garrett - Steeleye Span
Chill Factor - The Pretenders
Burn - Phillipa Soo
Dixon's Girl - Dessa
Getting Ready To Get Down - Josh Ritter
Manic Pixie Dream Girl - Scary Bear Soundtrack and Avid Napper
Revolver - The Donnas
Break The Sky - The Hush Sound
Cry Like A Man - Christy Moore
When I Was A Boy - Dar Williams
No Mermaid - Sinead Lohan
Drinking With The Jocks - Against Me! (cw: homophobic and misogynistic language)
Androgynous - Joan Jett
Patriarch On A Vespa - Metric
The Ballad of Mary Magdalene - Richard Shindell
Sex Is Not The Enemy - Garbage
Goodbye Earl - Dixie Chicks
Milford Haven - Oysterband
Seneca Falls - The Distillers
I'm In The Band - Bratmobile
Bros - Wolf Alice
Feminism Is For Everybody (With A Beating Heart And A Functioning Brain) - Anti-Flag

As usual, I'd love a comment if you download.

Also, if you like anything I post I encourage you to buy more from the artists.

Destiel is a mess

Jul. 28th, 2017 03:10 am
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Posted by <a rel="author" href="/users/Izzy2004/pseuds/Izzy2004">Izzy2004</a>

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Dean cheats on cassasssssss

Words: 1769, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

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Set after Sam's gone for college. Dean doesn't handle it well at all. After all it's the first time he's ever lost Sammy. He begins self medicating which turns into a big problem. John begins fearing for the loss of both his sons and his last connection to Mary other than her killer so he leaves Dean in rehab. Dean tries to play it cool but a shrink sees straight through him and sends him to the nut house. Basically the first chapter is a prologue.

Words: 366, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

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